Tonight I went to the movies, again. I watched the new movie IMMORTALS (that’s how I would assume it would be read, bold) anyway, good show, much as I expected, kind of like 300, not a illustrated or graphic novelised but gladiatoresque. I did like how they portrayed the gods, ie Zeus and his crew. To get the review over and get onto my main point….6.9 out of 10.

Okay, so halfway through the movie, I took off my glasses to see a message (yes I know, very annoying) anyway, I watched a bitta 3d action with no glasses, the result being that it was utter drunkenness. Unsurprisingly I guess, in fact I would use the word obviously. It looked as if you were drunk watching a fight outside a nightclub, everyone vaguely buff and a beautiful girl, blurry yet stunning. Only if it was real life drunkenness then she would look stunning and yet proberably be a heffer. Moral of the story don’t get drunk and watch movies, just go watch 3d without the glasses.

Ps, why is the virgin oracle ALWAYS a hottie?!

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